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i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
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FUCK WHO LEAKED THIS TO THE PRESS
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I laughed SO hard
I am literally crying
omfg
NOT THIS AGAIN. I CAN’T I AM ALWAYS IN TEARS.
LOOK AT RUSSELL.
I CAN’T
This makes me extremely uncomfortable
I dislike these feels… Oddly enough, some of them actually work, like work-work…
AHAHAHAHAHAH OMFG I CANT BREATHE MY LIFE IS VASTLY IMPROVED BY THESE SO MUCH OMFG I LOVE THIS MORE THAN YOU ALL KNOW!
J ESUS THE RAPU N ZEL ONES I CAN T B RAETHE
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she now has an academy award.
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this is actually fucking my head
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Holy shit
The One.
She is fighting invisible agents.
I’m really disappointed that this is so over sexualized because pole dancing is really cool
It should be a fucking olympic sport like with unitards and shit
Meanwhile, the chick in the back is just
She’s admiring senpai.
If you dont do anything else tonight. Press Play. I was laughing, singing and cheering.
PRESS PLAY.YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS
OMG!!!!! Thank you for posting this, it is glorious!!!
Best couple ever haha
Hahahahha this is great!!
this is great
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turtle cosies
HELPHELP HELP MEEE HELP
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING OF EVER
HELP
…someone needs to knit these for Clyde.
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